Author: Elad Nehorai

  • Dead Poets Society: Seize the Desk!

    Dead Poets Society: Seize the Desk!

    At the beginning of the Dead Poet’s Society everyone is sitting. Sitting. Sitting. They’re handed text books. Told to do this. Then that. Then this again. Then John Keating shows up. The very first thing he does is makes them stand up. He takes them into another room. Shows them the pictures of people long…

  • Flow

    Flow

    We need to move, because if we don’t we’re not Jews, we’re not people, and we’re not fulfilling our purpose in life.

  • The Best Job In The World

    The Best Job In The World

    Usually I don’t like jobs. Mostly because they involve work. And doing things. And being bossed around. But this job is different. I’m actually pumped to do it. And, who knows, I might actually stay excited.

  • Confessions of a Jewish Blogger

    Confessions of a Jewish Blogger

    Pop Chassid has a problem. On one hand, it tries to use the modern world to its advantage. To raise up the world of movies and art. On the other, the world of movies and art violates Jewish ideals to an almost absurd degree.

  • Megamind: How To Kick A Super Villain’s Butt

    Megamind: How To Kick A Super Villain’s Butt

    He didn’t mean to kill him. He really didn’t.

  • The Man Who Only Sings One Song

    The Man Who Only Sings One Song

    He’s singing. Singing the same song he sings every day. You can sit there for an hour, and he’ll sing the same the same song. You can’t really make out the words. You can hardly make out the tune.

  • Crawling Under Your Own Skin

    Crawling Under Your Own Skin

    It’s pretty nuts, really, if you think about it. All of us have been in that biology class, where they would show a body without the skin. And there in front of us is this bizarre, stretched-back red face and body. And even though this guy is much more buff than you, you can’t help…

  • Back to the Future: Stop Playing with Manure

    Back to the Future: Stop Playing with Manure

    Some people see Biff as evil. Someone that needs to be punched in the face repeatedly, who needs to be thrown into the manure over and over again. This is how Marty deals with him.

  • Back To The Future:  Doc Was Wrong

    Back To The Future: Doc Was Wrong

    Doc Brown was a pretty smart guy. He invented a time machine. He figured out how to get Marty back to the future. He found out how to get things back the way they were supposed to be. But there is something Doc just couldn’t figure out. Something only a high schooler could teach him.

  • You Already Read This

    You Already Read This

    This blog is already written. I know for you it already is. But what I mean is that for me, right now, as I am writing it, it already exists.