Matisyahu, Say It Ain’t So
Is this what it means to live like a Jew?
Megamind: How To Kick A Super Villain’s Butt
He didn’t mean to kill him. He really didn’t.
The Man Who Only Sings One Song
He’s singing. Singing the same song he sings every day. You can sit there for an hour, and he’ll sing the same the same song. You can’t really make out the words. You can hardly make out the tune.
Crawling Under Your Own Skin
It’s pretty nuts, really, if you think about it. All of us have been in that biology class, where they would show a body without the skin. And there in front of us is this bizarre, stretched-back red face and body. And even though this guy is much more buff than you, you can’t help but marvel. This is what you are underneath! Redness, redness all over.
Back to the Future: Stop Playing with Manure
Some people see Biff as evil. Someone that needs to be punched in the face repeatedly, who needs to be thrown into the manure over and over again. This is how Marty deals with him.
Back To The Future: Doc Was Wrong
Doc Brown was a pretty smart guy. He invented a time machine. He figured out how to get Marty back to the future. He found out how to get things back the way they were supposed to be. But there is something Doc just couldn’t figure out. Something only a high schooler could teach him.
You Already Read This
This blog is already written. I know for you it already is. But what I mean is that for me, right now, as I am writing it, it already exists.
I Eat Alien Food
I always get a weird feeling after seeing alien food, though. Sure, I haven’t eaten it, thank G-d (it’s not kosher). But there’s something oddly familiar about it. As if… as if I’ve had it before… something like it, at least.
Art is Garbage (And So Are You)
The Mona Lisa is trash. Those sunflowers Van Gogh painted? Just colors on canvas. Nothing. That drawing your kid made for art class? Honestly, really, it’s no good. Squiggles.
The Office: Michael Scott is the Man
He inhabits a world full of ridiculous rules. A world of corporate hierarchy, women without consciences, and people who just won’t stop putting him down. But Michael Scott, seven seasons into the series now, has stood up to them all.